“Angry Bagel Guy” Chris Morgan can’t stay out of the headlines. After no-showing a celebrity boxing event which could result in a lawsuit, Morgan found himself behind bars. According to the New York Post, Morgan was arrested over the weekend for possession of marijuana and a controlled substance.
Morgan was released from the Suffolk County Police Department’s 3rd Precinct on Tuesday, October 1 after posting $100 bond.
But while the arrest could have been upsetting, it was something else that pissed off Morgan while he was in jail — and, of course, it was food. Morgan was apparently very unhappy with the hamburger he was served in jail and he remembered it in very clear detail.
“One squashed hamburger with no f–king cheese on it,” Morgan complained. “Not a pickle, not nothing. No ketchup! Nothing. And a coffee with no milk and no f–king sugar — I was losing my s–t.”
Morgan revealed that he was arrested while smoking a weed pen in a golf parking lot, while saying that he is “a depressed little midget” who is being targeted.
“Everywhere I go I get f–king busted,” he said. “This is the seventh time I’ve been caught with pot in f–king three years and I’m tired of it. For a depressed little midget like me… I told them that’s all I have to make me happy and that gets taken away from me.”
Honestly, this is getting sad.
Chris captured the attention of a nation when his rant inside of a Bagel Boss shop went viral on social media Wednesday, July 10, but his time in the spotlight is only getting started after Heavy.com discovered his YouTube page. Some of his best hits include titles like “Fat f*ck at Grizzlies Bar in Bay Shore”, “Ghetto Hoodrat Cuts in Front of Me to Use Bathroom”, “F*cking with Mike the Jew” — Part 1 AND Part 2 — “Bernie Looking for P*ssy”, and some “harassment” from 7-Eleven workers.
This guy may just be a national treasure.
Now, sure, it isn’t nice to height shame and we should all try to be nicer to each other, but a look at Chris’ YouTube channel isn’t going to get him any sympathy. Instead, he’s forever going to remembered as the angry bagel guy with a Napolean complex — and for good reason.
Now, he has another reason to have people talking.
