A Bagel Boss store in Long Island took the internet by storm on Wednesday, July 10 thanks to a vertically-challenged man showing off his short temper and delivering an epic, hilarious tantrum that completely went off the rails. The man was apparently being disrespectful to the women working behind the counter which put his Napolean complex on full display.
The video quickly went viral as Bagel Boss Barry became an instant internet legend.
In the video, Bagel Boss Barry shows off his insecurities by complaining about only being 5-foot tall, being rejected by women on dating apps, and then challenging much taller men to fights.
“Why is it okay for women to say ‘you’re five feet on dating sites, you should be dead,’ and that’s OK? Women in general have said it on dating sites you think I’m making that sh*t up?” he asked. “Everywhere I go I get that same f**king smirk, with the biting lip.”
He then turned his attention to one of the men in the store: “Shut your mouth you’re not God or my father or my boss. Dude you want to step outside? I’m not scared of you, pal.”
You know tiny angry men are REALLY upset when they bust out the pal.
As you might expect, things didn’t go so well for the tiny tantrum thrower as he got tossed to the ground after messing with the wrong guy.
so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ
— liv 🥺 (@oliviabradley88) July 10, 2019
Barry wasn’t done after being bodied, either. Nope, he continued to berate the employees who seemed relatively unbothered by the voice screaming from below the countertop.
Part 2 of angry little bagel man has ARRIVED pic.twitter.com/8oneeeEF4R
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 10, 2019
Bagel Boss Barry is the gift that keeps on giving, because not only did he entertain the entire internet for a day, but he also blessed anyone who can get to a Bagel Boss and mentions the video can get a free mini bagel.
“After todays incident everyone is ok,” Bagel Boss owner Donald Rosner tweeted. “Use caution on dating sites and anyone who comes into our locations and mentions this video can get a FREE MINI BAGEL!”
A MESSAGE FROM BAGEL BOSS: After todays incident everyone is ok! Use caution on dating sites and anyone who comes into our locations and mentions this video can get a FREE MINI BAGEL!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Pvi9jXxI6t
— Donald Rosner (@donaldrosner) July 10, 2019
God bless America.