‘Devil in Sanu Dress,’ & Other Best Fantasy Football Team Names For 2018

Best Football Team Names

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Let this be your guide as you frantically scour the internet in the hopes that your team name will be the talk of the draft party. Whether you have a destination draft, meeting up at a bar, or even a simple online draft, your team name has the potential to make or break your season before it even starts. Just be sure that you don’t commit fantasy football sacrilege by using a pun based team name of a guy that’s not on your roster. If you use the default “Bill’s Team” as your fantasy team name, I guarantee your league mates are laughing at you behind your back. Show commitment to the league and dedication to comedy by choosing one of the team names below.


2018 Rookie Class

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If you plan on rolling the dice on someone from the 2018 draft class, consider one of the following for your team name.

  • Mmm Whatcha Saquon?
  • Guice Guice Baby
  • The Guice is right
  • Rashaad Penny for your thoughts
  • Kerryon My Wayward Son
  • Baker, I hardly know her
  • Hey Darnold!
  • Every Rosen has its thorn
  • Ridley’s Believe it or not
  • Rolls Royce Freeman

Quarterbacks

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If you plan on naming your team after your starting quarterback, ensure you use one of the following.

  • Dak to the future
  • Baby got Dak
  • Dak in the saddle again
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Shady Brady
  • Rodger’s Discount Doublecheck
  • Cam Newton’s second law of touchdowns
  • Elementary my dear Watson
  • Deshaun of the dead
  • Familiarity Brees contempt
  • Ben is Ruthlessberger
  • Bridge on the Rivers Kwai
  • Me and my Cousins
  • Welcome to Wentzylvania
  • Mariota Kart Double Dash
  • Nuthin but a Jimmy G Thang
  • Poppin’ Bortles
  • The Tannehills have eyes

Runningbacks

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If your team is counting on a big name running back to bring home the championship, use one of the following team names.

  • Zeke Squad
  • The Kamara adds ten pounds
  • The Toddfather
  • Gurley Fries
  • Le’Veon a Prayer
  • Highway to Bell
  • The Mixon Administration
  • Marshawn of the dead
  • The Real McCoy
  • Return of the Marlon Mack

Wide Receivers

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Using a wide receiver as fantasy name fodder is a recipe for a winning season.

  • Bend it like Beckham Jr.
  • T.Y Hilton Hotels and Resorts
  • A.J getting that Green
  • Doug Baldwinning
  • Hooked on a Thielen
  • Too Many Cooks
  • Tyreek Havoc
  • Will Fuller House
  • Diggs in a blanket
  • Devil in Sanu dress

Tight End

Though TE based team names are hard to come by, you’ll earn respect in your league if you use one of these

  • Gronk if you’re horny
  • Ertz doughnut
  • Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
  • Jimmy Graham Crackers
  • The Greg Olsen twins
  • Delanie Walker Texas Ranger
  • Pot calling the Kittle black

Kicker

Last but not least. You will earn maximum respect from your fellow league members if you show up on draft day with a kicker based team name.

  • Tucker right in the P*ssy
  • Boswell that ends well
  • The Crosby Show
  • The Hauschka always wins
  • Don’t be a Succop
  • Gould on the ceiling
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