COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today

Welcome to COED’s Quick Fix, a rundown and recap off all the news, stories and headlines that you need to know today — Thursday, May 3, 2018.


Pop Culture

Dave Chappelle shared his thoughts on Michelle Wolf’s White House Correspondents Dinner set:

– Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) claims a doctor told him that smoking a joint saved his life:

Netflix has a decent looking Sci-Fi movie starring Clive Owen coming out tonight:


Sports

– The Jazz won Game 2 in Houston and head back to Utah with the series tied 1-1:

– Liverpool advanced to the Champions League final where they will take on Real Madrid, who will be looking to claim their 4th title in 5 years:

– Two games in the NBA tonight:

– Two NHL games tonight:


News & Politics

– This Stormy Daniels thing has become complicated again.

After weeks of WH and Trump insisting he knew nothing about Stormy Daniels payment, Trump admits to have deceived the public – and claims such agreements are common among wealthy people. But why payoff someone for something that didn’t happen? Many women made allegations in 2016. pic.twitter.com/JeIrMATzeE

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 3, 2018


College

– Penn State sorority has been suspended until 2022 for alcohol violations:


Viral Randomness

Anyone see this Hyundai commercial about the car that can be unlocked from space?

This bumbling idiot’s wife is busy repairing a god damn SPACE STATION & old boy can’t even keep track of his keys smdh pic.twitter.com/VBdDgoGS78

— COED.com (@COED) May 2, 2018

When you get laid off from your job guarding The Wall pic.twitter.com/n4GoGaQuwR

— COED.com (@COED) May 3, 2018


Hottest of the Day

– Rihanna is back on her Instagram grind:


Song of the Day

– Since new Kanye sucks, let’s reminiscence with some old Em:


Quote of the Day

“Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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