COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today-5/3

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Welcome to COED’s Quick Fix, a rundown and recap off all the news, stories and headlines that you need to know today — Thursday, May 3, 2018.

Pop Culture

– Dave Chappelle shared his thoughts on Michelle Wolf’s White House Correspondents Dinner set:

Dave Chappelle Comments On Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondents Dinner Set

– Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) claims a doctor told him that smoking a joint saved his life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKvjK-z6jI4

– Netflix has a decent looking Sci-Fi movie starring Clive Owen coming out tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJOoYhQcQBI

Sports

– The Jazz won Game 2 in Houston and head back to Utah with the series tied 1-1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC92Q97pgtQ&feature=onebox

– Liverpool advanced to the Champions League final where they will take on Real Madrid, who will be looking to claim their 4th title in 5 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAqHUwjnue4

– Two games in the NBA tonight:
– Two NHL games tonight:

News & Politics

– This Stormy Daniels thing has become complicated again.

After weeks of WH and Trump insisting he knew nothing about Stormy Daniels payment, Trump admits to have deceived the public – and claims such agreements are common among wealthy people. But why payoff someone for something that didn’t happen? Many women made allegations in 2016. pic.twitter.com/JeIrMATzeE

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 3, 2018

College

– Penn State sorority has been suspended until 2022 for alcohol violations:

Penn State Sorority Suspended Until 2022 Due To Alcohol Violations

Viral Randomness

Anyone see this Hyundai commercial about the car that can be unlocked from space?

This bumbling idiot’s wife is busy repairing a god damn SPACE STATION & old boy can’t even keep track of his keys smdh pic.twitter.com/VBdDgoGS78

— COED (@COED) May 2, 2018