COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today

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It’s Friday Jr. and the tournament is back, meaning so is my itch to gamble. I have to be careful, though, as last weekend got out of hand quickly and next thing I knew I was down $250 (thanks for the birthday money, Grandma!).
Me after the NCAA Tournament ends
Anyway, on to COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today — March 22, 2018

Pop Culture

– New trailer for Deadpool 2 y’all !!!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86RtevtfrA

– Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom, The Grand Budapest Hotel) has a new stop-motion movie coming out this week called Isle of Dogs, and like most Anderson films, its supposedly pretty good. Here’s a ranking of all his films.
– Speaking of movies — just to give you a little insight into my brain — my two choices of movies to watch tonight are: the 1995 crime thriller classic Heat (which I’ve somehow never seen) or … The Boss Baby. Yeah, I don’t know whats up with me either.

Sports

– The NCAA Tournament is B.A.C.K. BACK with four Sweet 16 games:
– The Raptors & Cavs combined for 8 million points last night, with the Cavs eeking out a massive win at home. Shout out to everyone who had the over, as you probably hit in the third quarter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STPgN4Pgnis&feature=onebox

News & Politics

– Did … did the President of the United States just challenge the former Vice President of the United States to a fight?

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018