Despite it being the second day of Spring, the Northeast is currently getting straight dookied on by a snowstorm. While snow is never ideal — especially in the New York City area — the fact that this is likely winter’s last hurrah actually makes it enjoyable. It’s like a victory lap for humanity: “we’ve survived the winter, so give us all you got you big cold bitch because warmer days are around the corner.”
Live look from your boy’s fire escape #Journalism #BootsOnTheGround
Anyway, on to COED’s Quick Fix: Everything You Need To Know Today — March 21, 2018
Pop Culture
– In addition to being quite the rapper and basketball player, Quavo also apparently stunted on kids in high school football as well:
HUNCHO HIGHLIGHTS
Celeb Flag Football April 1
HUNCHO DAY OTW!!! pic.twitter.com/Hfs9fSViuH— QuavoYRN (@QuavoStuntin) March 20, 2018
– COED’s Official Review for Pacific Rim: Uprising, which hits theaters tomorrow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EhiLLOhVis
Sports
– The tournament is back tomorrow with the Sweet 16:
– Sports Illustrated picked the Washington Nationals to win the World Series … for the third time in the last six years:
SI is picking the Nationals to win their first ever World Series this year. Who's your pick?https://t.co/3OR97c1LAc pic.twitter.com/s9VuvOQngt
— SI MLB (@si_mlb) March 20, 2018
News & Politics
– The Austin Serial bomber was killed and identified as 24-year-old Mark Anthony Conditt:
Viral Randomness
– When you get so high you become Satan:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BghH4CEHFcd/
– A friendly reminder why men > women (that said … sup?):
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bggw_lVBmss/
Hottest of the Day
– Young Monica Bellucci:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgjkFPFH1yq/
– Here’s the cutest thing we’ve ever seen & Olivia Munn:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bgk0GSDlSBv/?taken-by=oliviamunn
Song of the Day
– Snow day vibes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSbSKNk9f0
Quote of the Day
“Your time has come, now hasten little snowflakes. To vanish quite away; The spring-tide hours are sounding gentle warnings, forbidding you to stay.” — M.E. Hathaway
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