Funny March Madness Bracket Names: Top 50 Funniest Of All Time

Although there is a multitude of bracket names to chose from every year, rarely has there ever been a list that compiles all the best ones to ever be created for the March Madness Tournament. Finally, fans that have long awaited for such a list can finally rejoice as we here at COED have gone through the trouble of finding the best and the funniest bracket names of all time. While your fellow March Madness competitors may feel inclined to select an up to date name, you can be the much more hip by picking a more memorable moniker that invokes a sense of nostalgia and hilarity.

Below are the 50 funniest March Madness bracket names of all time:

Final Fourgasm

Basket Cases

When I Think About You I Touch Bill Self

Breaking Cardinal Rules

Shock It To Me


The Louisville Escorts

Although this name may be a bit edgy, it does give credence to Louisville’s proven utilization of female escorts to motivate some of their players.

Rick Pitino

Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images


Court Stormers

Bill Walton Smells Color


Fast Breaking Bad

This name, in particular, should be highly utilized by anyone that loves the progression of basketball from a methodical sport into a fast-paced, transition-based affair. The fact that the reference to Breaking Bad is built into the name makes this a must used moniker for your tournament pool.

Breaking Bad


Bruce Pearl Necklace

One Shining Moment

Church of Bracketology

Amoeba Defense

Back Door Man

One Man Wolf Pack

Pitino’s 15-Second Drill

I Still Hate Laettner


50 Shades of Grayson Allen

Without question, Grayson Allen’s on the court antics have been well documented and ridiculed both in a serious and hilarious manner. With this name, you get to represent all of the inner turmoil that this athlete clearly feels when things are not going his way on the basketball court.

Grayson Allen Memes

Grayson Allen


Cameron Crazies

Jay Bilas Follows Me

Calipari’s Recruiting Budget

Ashley’s Judds

One and Won

Ballbusters

Take off Your Pants and Bracket

Final Pour

Final Fourgasm

Point Gods

7-10 Splits

Ball So Hard University


Definitely In My Izzone

Regardless of what you think about the controversy surrounding the Michigan State basketball program, there is no doubt that head coach Tom Izzo is fantastic at revving up his guys on the court. Whether or not his exuberance can galvanize his team to win a championship is another matter.

Definitely In My Izzone

Tom Izzo Speech


Sparty Party

Hoops, There It Is

Headbands Make Her Dance

And1 Shining Moment

Marchmageddon

One Time at Band Camp


Coach 1K

The winningest coach in basketball history deserves a name representing his longevity and success in college basketball right? Whether you love or hate the Duke Blue Devils, Coach K’s success in this sport cannot be denied.

Duke University

(Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)


Sheet of Integrity

Frank the Tank

Bonzie Scheme

Fear The Flash Mob

Jock Strap

I Can See f0r Miles and Miles

Pitino’s Pity Party


Big Bluegrass Nation

If you’re a proud Kentucky fan that wants to take your blatant fandom to the next level, look no further than this name that exudes Kentucky and southern pride. Hey, you can never have enough haters right?

Kentucky Basketball

MEMPHIS, TN – MARCH 24: De’Aaron Fox #0 of the Kentucky Wildcats shoots a free throw against the UCLA Bruins during the 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament South Regional at FedExForum on March 24, 2017 in Memphis, Tennessee. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)


Harry Balls

Shock and Awe

Bubbilicious

A Long (Aaron) Holiday

Floppers

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