Jennifer Lawrence’s New Reported Boyfriend Is A MAJOR Step Up From Darren Aronofsky


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At just 27-years-old, Jennifer Lawrence is already in the hall of fame. Down-to-earth, hilarious, modest, and not to mention, an 11/10, J-Law has been America’s sweetheart for some time now and will continue to be for at least a couple more years.

Which is why it used to drive me CRAZY that she was dating Darren Aronofsky. Aronofsky, the supremely talented director behind Requiem For A Dream and Black Swan, is just a super artsy dude who strikes me as someone who refers to himself as an auteur rather an a director, a guy who rolls his own cigarettes instead of buying them, a guy who prefers CBD to THC. Point being, a guy who should be nowhere near Jennifer Lawrence’s league.


Luckily, Lawrence eventually wised up and broke up with Aronofsky, and is now reportedly dating someone much more worthy of her uhhhh, talents: Joel Edgerton.

For those who are more familiar with faces than names, Joel Edgerton is this obnoxiously handsome Aussie bastard:


Over the last seven or eight years, the dude has been everywhere: from dramas, to comedies, to horrors, to the director’s chair (The Gift is legitimately good), Edgertorn has appeared in movies such as The Great Gatsby, Zero Dark Thirty, and Black Mass.

All of this is just a long-winded way of me saying if J-Law and J-Edge are Hollywood’s latest power couple, I am buying as much stock in them as I can.

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