Started drinking right after work on Friday? Sunday Funday’d a little too hard? Your girlfriend force you to spend your weekend at the purgatory that is the mall? Or maybe you just plain old turned off your brain. Well, whatever your reason is for not knowing what the hell happened, we’ve got you covered.
This is COED’s What The Hell Happened This Weekend?
Pop Culture
–Star Wars: The Last Jedi premiered in New York City and early reports indicate it’s excellent.
-James Franco hosted SNL in an overall strong episode. Obviously, his famous pals showed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYCDNf1a-kY
News & Politics
-The California wildfires continue to ravage the Pacific coast.
-The Senate Special Election in Alabama will be on Tuesday. President Trump has fully endorsed Roy Moore, who has been accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct.
A big contingent of very enthusiastic Roy Moore fans at the rally last night. We can’t have a Pelosi/Schumer Liberal Democrat, Jones, in that important Alabama Senate seat. Need your vote to Make America Great Again! Jones will always vote against what we must do for our Country.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 9, 2017
Sports
-The Yankees traded for NL MVP Giancarlo Stanton. It sucks for everyone except Yankee fans.
Yeah, I’m the “owner” of the @Marlins and trading Stanton to the Yankees is definitely the best thing to do, trust me. pic.twitter.com/x1141tI13s
— COED (@COED) December 9, 2017
-Ryan Shazier’s condition is “gradually improving”.
-The Manchester Derby went down in England, with Manchester City defeating United for their record 14th straight Premier League win.
-Army defeated Navy for the second year in a row.
Army holds on to beat Navy 14-13, get first win streak in series in over 20 years. pic.twitter.com/zv34rHXrNM
— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) December 9, 2017
-Baker Mayfield won the Heisman Trophy, becoming the first-ever walk-on player to do so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLd67s8M8ss
College News
-9 fraternity members charged with multiple crimes, including animal cruelty, as they “tortured rats” as a part of hazing.
-SAE at Penn State placed on interim suspension.
Hottest Of The Week
-Taylor Hill appears in the LOVE Magazine Advent calendar:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BchAP5UAv3S/?taken-by=thelovemagazine
-Gal Gadot being perfect in every sense of the word:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BceEaPigaiQ/?taken-by=gal_gadot
-Victoria’s Secret Angel Jasmine Tookes for GQ South Africa:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcXUY-Zl9-e/?taken-by=jastookes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcXTmu0lfKy/?taken-by=jastookes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcXM7JGFN8S/?taken-by=jastookes
Viral Randomness
-Keaton Jones, a Tennessee boy who is bullied at school, touched the hearts of millions this weekend, receiving support from Dana White, Delanie Walker, and more.
Meet Keaton Jones a very smart little boy who is being bullied at school. This video is heartbreaking!! I want to bring Keaton to Vegas and hang out at UFC Headquarters. If anyone knows how i can reach the family please let me know. Thank u everyone pic.twitter.com/BR8c4ldDFc
— danawhite (@danawhite) December 10, 2017
-This Louisana dude enjoying the snow like we all should:
Im from Louisiana it doesn’t snow here often 😂❄️❄️ pic.twitter.com/jAD0p8MZzQ
— Da'Quan Bellard (@AlmightyChipp) December 8, 2017
Happy Monday, everyone, and good luck out there. We’ll see you on the other side of the weekend, but until then, here’s our throwback song of the week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk
This is like Matthew McConaughey reaching out to his past self in Interstellar https://t.co/B1xYRKFyy6
— COED (@COED) December 10, 2017
Me: idk if 2017 can get any worse@Netflix: we are taking Always Sunny off our service
Me: pic.twitter.com/sEWXm0KYyN
— COED (@COED) December 10, 2017
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