That’s it — its a wrap for this dude. He may as well retire his unit right now. Hang em’ up. Ride off into the sunset. Because there is absolutely NO coming back from this sort of travesty.
Let’s break down exactly how this poor, soon to be sex-less, young man found himself in this precarious scenario.
Horrible foot positioning by Chad here. Your feet need to be SQUARE to properly elevate and protect. Having one foot back is setting yourself up to get yammed on.
Her: badass boots.
Chad: boat shoes — of course.
Advantage goes to the babe.
Her: aviators, black jeans, earth-tone shirt, aforementioned badass boots.
Chad: Knockoff Ray-Bans. Khaki shorts. Long sleeve frat tee. PROTOTYPICAL CHAD outfit.
Her: “Oh my god what a f*cking LOSER!”
Him: “Shit. That girl is neve gonna f*ck me now.”
Moral of the story? Never be a Chad.