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Tom Brady’s Wax Figure Looks Nothing Like Tom Brady, And Patriots’ Fans Are Freaking The F*ck Out

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Wax figures have always seemed creepy, with their human-like facial experiences and soulless stares. Usually, it’s uncanny how similar the sculpture looks when compared to the actual model or celebrity that it’s molded after. But this piece of wax stands out not for its similarity to Tom Brady, but for it’s obvious difference with the famned New England quarterback.

New York’s famous Madame Tussauds museum unveiled a Tom Brady who looks more like a Todd Broski. Seriously, who is this guy? He isn’t the longtime star of the Patriots? Who can he be? Welp, he’s the museum’s tired shot at creating a lifelike wax figure of the NFL great. They made a realistic figure of someone, but it’s definitely not Tom Brady.

The fear is real, people. That horrifying wax-man should definitely appear in any possible sequel to 2005’s House of Wax. Too bad Paris Hilton won’t be around to face off against Todd…

NBC’s Raul Martinez provides a mash-up of ill-crafted depiction of Tom Brady, from a courtroom drawing to a horrifying Halloween mask to a wax sculpture. You decide which one is the scariest…

Here’s the Hilarious Response from Patriots’ Fans

Damn, fans can be harsh…

That one is a toss up…

GOAT, eh? That’s debatable.

Yup…

TRIGGERED!!!!

Leave the Gronk out of this!

Still laughing, buddy?

Ummmm, no sh*t…

Taran who?

Change isn’t always good…

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