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Beans, beans, they make magnificent memes. And if eat enough, your farts become obscene. I bet you didn’t know that there’s a whole day dedicated to eating beans. It’s a national holiday in the U. S. of A.
Us Americans love to fart, whether we like to admit it or not. Beans help facilitate that process.
On Monday, July 3rd, 2017, America celebrates National Eat Your Beans Day. Anticipate a lot of American ass gas.
I was never too big on beans. Being a picky-eater that I am, I’ve steered clear of many bean-based products. Can you believe I’ve never tried chili? Welp, the day will come. So far it’s been over 25 years and still no chili for this guy. String beans are alright though.
The 1998 cult classic claymation video game known as Skullmonkeys has a cut scene dedicated to beans. The musical fruit even helps Klayman when faced with danger…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkrF_P6fet0
I just hope people don’t sh*t their pants while going through these beans memes.
It’s all about beans, baby!
