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Eminem Grows A Beard, And The Internet Loses Its Shit

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With all the craziness going on in the world, some people still can’t help but narrow their gaze towards Slim Shady. He was the hip hop version of Marylin Manson in the ’90s, who shocked audiences, censors, parents and puritans alike.

But once Eminem grows a beard, it’s all hands on deck once again. He shows up to the premiere of an upcoming HBO documentary upon the connection of Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine called The Defiant Ones. And old Slim Shady stopped by to say “hi” with an uncharacteristic 5 o’clock shadow.

You’d think this would be no biggie. But not to the good folks on the internet. No. They’ll look to connect the dots on the significance of this facial fur. Maybe it could it be the sign of something fire…

And of course, haters gonna hate…

I don’t even know what this means, but it sounds like something funny…

That beard tho…

He ain’t J-Timbs…

To be fair, some of Eminem’s songs sounded like they took place in Liberty City…

Some are just not feeling this new shade of slim…

He’s like the Slim Shady Nostradamus or something…

Some people believe more conspiracy theories than Alexa Jones and the mainstream media combined…But this guy….I think he’s onto something….

Marshall Mathers got a beard now. So, Chuck Norris better watch out! Just kidding…

**looks over shoulder dreading a Chuck Norris-beard punch**

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