It’s time to get your jerk on with these memes. Today, we celebrate beef jerky from the crack of dawn to the very second before midnight. Monday, June 12th, 2017, is officially National Jerky Day.
We salute all those gas-station attendants and convenience store clerks who make this all possible. Without you fine folks sitting behind those registers, we may not have the freedoms of beef jerky at our fingertips. We are a nation proud of its jerky.
In America, our jerk-to-jerky ratio is very great (I assume). All a jerk has to do is walk into a local 711 and they’ll find that dried smokey magic.