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Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson is very particular when it comes to her french fries, as three Wendy’s employees in Coon Rapids, Minnesota found out the hard way. When the 25-year-old pulled up to the drive-through window, she requested fresh french fries. This seemingly innocent remark set off a troubling series of events that ended with Dixson busting out her mace.
Here’s The Smoking Gun with how everything went down.
During the argument with the Wendy’s workers, Dixson allegedly “started to reach through the drive-thru window, so one employee threw a soda at her.” At that point, the workers reported, Dixson returned to her car and “grabbed her Mace, and started spraying it through the drive-thru window.”
A Wendy’s manager standing at the window “got hit directly in the face causing burning in her eyes and difficult breathing.” Two other workers were hit with the spray, which caused burning pain and other discomfort.
Dixson was arrested and charged with a felony for her use of tear gas, and if she is convicted, the french fry enthusiast can face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
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I can understand where Dixson was coming from, as I’d rather starve to death than eat cold french fries. In the power rankings of foods that lose the most luster when they get cold, french fries are without question in the top spot.
But even though french fries are a ticking time bomb, she still should have chilled the f*ck out. Dixson’s only hope now is to beg for mercy from Wendy’s with a viral marketing campaign.
