Is there any question that Scarlett Johansson is the most eligible bachelorette in the entire world? Like, I’m surprised Drake hasn’t whipped up a quick song about her yet. And yet here she is, showing some love to us funny folk of the world.
According to Page Six, after Saturday Night Live’s season finale on Saturday, Scarlett Johansson was seen hooking up with none other than … Weekend Update host Colin Jost! I always knew I really f*cked with this guy. I don’t watch SNL much, but whenever I do, I always enjoy Jost’s delivery.
The report says that Scar Jo, who had appeared in the cold open for Saturday’s “SNL” playing Ivanka Trump, was seeing mingling with Jost into the early hours of Sunday morning at the afterparty.
via Page Six:
After the show, the actress, who is currently going through a divorce, hit it off with handsome comedian Jost at the boozy afterparty held at the ice rink at Rockefeller Center, which raged into the early hours of Sunday morning.
A witness told Page Six, “Scarlett and Colin were making out at the bar at the ‘SNL’ season finale party at 30 Rock . . . They would make out a bit, then go back to talking,” says the source. “They were at the bar in front of everyone . . . they made out at least twice . . . Then they went back to talking and hanging with other people.”
Another source confirmed, “Scarlett and Colin were flirting and canoodling in full view of everyone at the afterparty, including the ‘SNL’ cast and crew. They were laughing and seemed to really hit it off.”
At the bar, no less! Who knew Jost had it in him.
Sure, Jost is a young, handsome, funny dude on one of TV’s most famous shows, but this is Scarlett f*cking Johansson were talking about here, one of the biggest sex symbols on the entire planet. Jost pulling Johansson is like a college quarterback winning NFL MVP — sure, the kid can ball, but he just isn’t in the big leagues yet.
Anyway, shout out to Colin Jost. COED just became huge fans.