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Drunken Driving Suspect Leads Police On A Car Chase, Claims To Be Hillary Clinton

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Ever get so drunk that you led police on a car chase across state-lines, get busted and then claim to be the almost-first woman President of the United States? Hopefully, no one got that drunk…but this lady did.

Authorities say that 36-year-old Holly Lynn Donahoo of Louisville, Kentucky went on a booze cruise, leading police from Maryland to Pennsylvania where she was finally apprehended. When Holly was asked for her name, she identified as the former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton.

How did Hillary…I mean Holly get busted again?

Holly was being pursued by sheriff deputies from Garrett County, Maryland, and deputies from the Maryland State Police, when she crossed the border into Wharton Township, in Pennsylvania’s Fayette County.

Her arresting officer, Pennsylvania State Trooper Robert Politowski joined the car chase. He used spike strips to flatten Holly’s tires. She was taken to a hospital and reportedly refused drug and alcohol testing. She was arrested Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017.

When Rolitowski asked for her name, she replied “Hillary Clinton.”


What is Hillary…I mean Holly charged with?

Holly has been jailed. Her preliminary hearing has been set for Tuesday, May 9th, 2017. She is charged with driving under the influence and fleeing or eluding police.

We still don’t know why she identified as Hillary Clinton.

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