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I Am Writing This Article Strictly Because This Man Looks Like A Real Life Cartoon Character


via Toledo Police Department

Seriously, when I found this story, my literal first reaction was, “Is that a human’s face?” Well, to my shock and awe, what you see above is indeed human. Sure, he looks like he’s been run over a couple of times with a steamroller, but other than that, this man is, in fact, a human being.

Noel E. Dawson, 63, from North Toledo, is accused of chasing a relative with a hatchet. He has pleaded not guilty.

The Ohio native allegedly chased his relative on Sunday, April 2, with the hatchet. When Dawson swung at him, he hit the man’s truck instead and allegedly left a large dent in the hood.

Dawson was charged with domestic violence, assault, both first-degree misdemeanors; criminal damaging, a second-degree misdemeanor; and failure to disclose personal information, a fourth-degree misdemeanor.

Via Toledo Blade:

Toledo Municipal Court Judge Robert Christiansen set bond at $50,000 Tuesday with no option to post 10 percent. The case was continued to today. Mr. Dawson pleaded not guilty today to the charges.

Mr. Dawson is accused of chasing a family member Sunday with a hatchet. Prosecutors allege he swung the hatchet at the man, but struck his truck instead — leaving a large dent in the hood, according to a complaint filed in Toledo Municipal Court.

Furthermore, when Dawson was being arrested, instead of giving the officers any information, he just shouted obscenities are them instead. Because in case his face didn’t already tip you off, this guy clearly does not give a F*CK.

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