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Game recognize game.
A certain Tinder user is blowing up after his pointedly cheesy profile on the dating app went viral online. The man, whose profile says he is a 19-year-old University of Florida student, comes out swinging in his bio: “I call myself Jared, but you can call me tonight.”
Smooth-Town, population you, bro.
Jared’s profile, which has generated hundreds of thousands of responses on Twitter, also features hilarious pictures of “Jared” playing darts – including a bulls-eye note that reads “your heart.”
https://twitter.com/rllynatalia/status/838565617921900544
Fellow Tinder user Natalia came across Jared’s profile and felt compelled to share his endearingly goofy charm with the world. Her Tweet currently has more than 120,000 retweets and upwards of 356,000 favorites.
Natalia said she is not dating “Jared” but that she did get them digits. #Respect.
Her tweet has generated some amusing responses.
https://twitter.com/nicole14_haley/status/838630270668427264
https://twitter.com/Nathanshark3y/status/838837027445608450
https://twitter.com/Grinicide/status/838622991529443329
One Twitter user even went so far as to say, “That man smooth as cocoa butter.” Can’t argue with that.
Look fellas, you don’t always have to be a jerk to women in order to score dates. Sometimes, all it takes is some self-confidence and a sense of humor. Just look at Jared, dude has an entire Internet of women praising his skills. So next time you’re about to send that vague 2:30 A.M. booty call text, remember Jared.
