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Group Sex Disagreement Leads To Three Arrests In New York Casino

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Elizabeth Araiza & Dmitri Houff, picture via The Daily Gazette & Schenectady Police Department

Elizabeth Araiza & Dmitri Houff, picture via The Daily Gazette & Schenectady Police Department

Everybody knows that casinos are aphrodisiacs. You’ve got the bright lights, the booze, and the excitement that comes from gambling joining forces to make you hornier than a teenager with a Brazzers password.

Early Sunday morning at Rivers Casino in Schenectady, New York, three consenting adults decided to act on this sexual energy. At the facility’s Duke’s Steakhouse, they agreed to have a threesome because all good group sex discussions take place over a well-aged ribeye.

But just when things were about to get real kinky, somebody got greedy and suggested that a fourth person join the party. That is when the shit hit the fan.

Via The Daily Gazette:

Police were called after Elizabeth Araiza, 49, of North Adams, Massachusetts, and Judy Maxwell, 21, of Troy, began fighting.

Maxwell threw the glass, and Araiza continued to be combative after officers arrived, according to court documents.

Both women face violation disorderly conduct counts. Araiza also faces a misdemeanor obstruction count because she refused to get up off the floor up after being handcuffed and refused officers’ orders to walk to the police car, according court documents.

Dmitri Houff, 62, also of North Adams, was charged with obstruction, after he refused police orders to leave the area after the arrest of his wife, according to papers.

Haven’t those nerds ever heard of the phrase “the more the merrier?” What a bunch of prudes. It’s already a strange enough threesome with those large age gaps, so just toss another guy or gal in the mix and get after it. Step outside of your comfort zone and take some chances. You only live once after all, and I’m fairly certain that having a casino foursome was the plot of The Bucket List.

It’s unknown who the fourth person was who caused all of this trouble, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion it was this gangbang enthusiast.

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