Ah, Groundhog Day, the most idiotic holiday known to man. The fact that it even qualifies as a holiday makes me flat-out sick and is highly offensive to Christmas, Thanksgiving, Labor Day, Halloween, July 4th, and Memorial Day. Not New Year’s Eve, though. That holiday is trash too. Anyway, back to Groundhog Day. Each year, all of those buffoons in Punxsutawney, PA wake up poor Punxsutawney Phil from his winter’s slumber, shove his ass in front of a light, and actually believe that whether or not he sees his shadow determines when spring will come.
Uh hey, dumbasses: he’s a godforsaken groundhog, he’s physically incapable of telling you whether or not he can see his shadow. While we’re at it, of course, he sees his shadow, if you put anyone under a bright light their shadow is going to appear. And don’t even get me started on actually believing whether or not a rodent sees his shadow determines if we’re going to have six more weeks of winter or not. It’s the beginning of February, of course we’re going to have more winter ahead of us, you incompetent morons. I’m not even going to apologize for sounding like a grumpy old person because this day drives me insane. If Trump were to do away with this pointless holiday, he may just earn himself a vote from yours truly in 2020.
Now that I’ve got that rant off my chest, here are various images/memes making fun of this dark day.
Groundhog Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Images, & Jokes
