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I’m A 23-Year-Old Man Who Plans To See ‘Beauty And The Beast’ On Opening Night


Yup. Opening night. Does this have nothing to do with the actual movie and everything to do with the fact that Emma Watson is in my top five (along with, in no particular order, Emily Ratajkowski, Selena Gomez, Kylie Jenner, and Nina Agdal)? Of course.

That said, Disney is Disney and Beauty and The Beast may literally be one of their greatest movies ever. Disney’s been crushing these live-action remakes for a couple years now, so I’m beyond onboard. All in all, if they’re able to sell my 23-year-old beer-chugging, butt-scratching self, they can sell anybody.

Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, when this comes out I’ll be 24. I’ll be almost a quarter of a century old, and I’ll be seeing a children’s movie on opening night. Disney, you almighty motherf*cker.

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