Sleeping with your professor is a win/win: you get some nookie and your GPA goes up. But the biggest hurdle to getting that extra credit is actually finding a teacher or professor who’d be willing to sleep with a student. Sounds hard, right? After all, these keepers of knowledge are purely in the field of academics to teach and learn. Well, believe it or not, college professors aren’t as well-behaved as you might think. According to a survey from CollegeStats.org, more than 1 in 10 current and former college students have slept with their professor or with a teacher’s assistant.
I don’t know about you, but I think 14.4% (the exact amount of people polled who told the survey they hooked up with a professor or TA) is a staggeringly high number. But if you think about it, you could definitely see how a male teacher would choose to sleep with a willing female student, right? Like, that’s got to be the reason that the number is so high…
And then you read the part of the survey which states 57.24% of the students who admitted having affairs with teachers or TAs were male. In fact, when I read this statistic out loud to our staff, one of the guys here admitted that he had slept with one of his professors. Mind. Blown.
So, where are all these teachers or TAs sleeping with their students? Apparently in the science and math departments, which might explain why I never met any of them.