Does this look like the face of a kid that you’d find vomiting near a Jeep with a totally shredded rear tire? Guess what? He is. He’s that and a wholllleee lot more. Our dude right here, Sai Ramagiri, is an outright savage, as the South Brunswick teenager was arrested three times in five days over the course of celebrating his birthday.
I mean don’t get me wrong, turning 19 is dope and all, but it’s not necessarily a milestone of a birthday. For your 19th birthday, getting arrested once is maybe, kind of, barely acceptable. But three times is straight up ignorant. After the second arrest, you’d figure the kid would be like, “Mmmmhhmmm… maybe I should chill the f*ck out.” Nope, not Sai Ramagiri. Sai Ramagiri looked himself in the mirror, slapped himself across the face (not really), and said “Sai, you baby-back-bitch, sack up, go out there and get yourself arrested a THIRD TIME. It’s your goddamn 19th birthday.”
The first arrest, via Patch:
His first arrest was on Nov. 8, when police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle at 1:30 p.m. Officer William Beard found Ramagiri vomiting near a Jeep with a totally shredded rear tire.
Beard smelled alcohol on Ramagiri’s breath and conducted a field sobriety test. After failing the test, police found marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the car. He was arrested for DWI, possession of a controlled dangerous substance and several motor vehicle summonses, and he was released.
Pretty serious shit. You would hope the police/prosecutor would cut him a break on this one considering he was only 18 at the time. And they probably would have gone easy on him during his trial, until this happened:
The second arrest:
Two days later, on Nov. 10, Monmouth Junction Fire Department came across a 2016 Porsche up against a guardrail on Ridge Road. Ramagiri was there and told fire officials he didn’t crash, just ran out of gas.
Officer Bafti Salihi arrived shortly thereafter, and after spotting a marijuana cigarette sticking out of Ramagiri’s pocket, determined he was under the influence again. For the second time in three days, Ramagiri was charged with possession of controlled dangerous substance and driving while under the influence and released.
Our dude Ramagiri just loves the chronic, gotta respect it. Ramagiri celebrated his 19th birthday on the 11th, but was not arrested that day. He was arrested two days later, November 13.
The third arrest:
For his final arrest, Beard saw Ramagiri driving the same white Porsche on Ridge Road but knew his driving privileges were suspended, because Beard had been the one to arrest him.
Ramagiri was pulled over, and the car smelled like burnt marijuana, according to police. Beard found less than 50 grams of marijuana in the car and arrested Ramagiri with possession of a controlled dangerous substance.
Kid loves pot. Gotta hand it to him for his ‘never say die’ attitude about the whole thing. Ramagiri literally gave zero f*cks: driving the same car, in the same town, still smoking the same drugs. Don’t worry kid, in a couple years it’ll be legal in New Jersey too.
Also, Mom & Dad, you should probabbllyyy take away the keys to the f*cking Porsche.