I was originally going to write this because everyone likes Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and they’re friendship goals and them arguing over being friends with Tom Brady is hilarious and yada, yada, yada. But then Damon unleashed this on me:
Damon, good God man. I know Affleck is having a midlife crisis but not Damon, too. I thought business was good. Jason Bourne made a comeback, The Martian was dope, he finally played a dick in Interstellar. He’s been on a decade-long hot streak. I know you’re sporting long hair in the upcoming insane looking Great Wall of China movie or whatever, but that’s had to of been done filming for months.
There is no excuse for Damon to be rocking this weird mullet/man bun hybrid, other than he actually likes it. And that is just not acceptable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5urvAW560w
