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Howard Dean y’all. You remember Howard Dean? I know I do. He was one of the Democratic nominees during the 2004 election. In 2004, I was 11 years old, so while I wasn’t anywhere close to formulating an educated political opinion, I was old enough to remember. And BOY, do I remember Howard Dean. If you need a refresher, he’s this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwODbl3muE
Yeah, the dude who ended his Presidential run with the most bizarre noise ever recorded in human history. That guy. That guy, like the rest of us, was watching the debate last night, shitting his pants from the realization that one of these two Lizard People will be our next President. At the onset of the debate, one of the trending topics was Donald Trump’s sniffing. Howard Dean, being the straight up gun slinger of a politician that he is, pulled no punches with his opinion of Donny T’s sniff:
https://twitter.com/GovHowardDean/status/780588448470163456
BYAHHHHHHH! HOWARD DEAN! Coming in hot AF.
Also, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Any time I can work a Seinfeld, South Park, or Chappelle’s Show reference into an article, I will. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ME4aCLb5nw