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Donald Trump, Potential Leader Of The Free World, Doesn’t Understand Why America Isn’t Just Nuking Everybody


Donald Trump

Seriously, Trump supporters, lemme ask you something: when will enough be enough? How much longer does this sham need to go on before you come back to reality and realize Donald Trump is not only unfit to be President of the United States but genuinely incapable of producing a rational thought? You and your beloved demagogue are clowns. If you’re still supporting this dude, you’re clearly lost and confused. Honestly, I feel sorry for you.

I could understand if you were backing him in the beginning when it was taboo and ironic to be supporting the host of NBC’s The Apprentice to be your president, but if you’re still drinking the Kool-Aid at this point, you need help. There, I said it. Don’t like my opinion? That’s chill, cause I don’t like yours either. Please send any and all hate mail to, I will gladly hang it on my wall of fame/wipe my a** with it. It’s all the same to me.

Let me just start by saying I am well aware that both Morning Joe and NBC are extremely liberal, and are going to paint Trump in the worst light possible. That’s political media, it’s a fact of life. But that doesn’t take away from their journalistic credibility. And if what Donald Trump allegedly said is true, then my god, he really is dumber than he looks/acts/sounds, which is reeaallllyyyy saying something. According to multiple sources, including The Washington Post, while discussing the topic of nuclear weapons, THREE times in an HOUR briefing, Trump reportedly asked: “If we have them, why can’t we use them?”

Joe Scarborough, who served in the House Of Representatives as a Republican rep (so he does have some ties to the party) discussed the possibility of Trump having his finger on the proverbial button with former CIA and NSA Director Michael Hayden (who CLEARLY has some experience in this field):

Scarborough: “What’s the time frame between his decision, and when the nuclear weapons are launched?”

Hayden: “Joe, it’s scenario dependent, but the system is designed for speed and decisivness. It is not designed to debate the decision.”

If that doesn’t scare the hell out of you, you need to go out and find yourself a grip.

Now, according to The Hill, spokeswoman for the Trump campaign, Hope Hicks, said in an email that “there is no truth to this.” Yeah, well, no sh*t, what are they supposed to say? “Hey everyone, you heard correctly! Trump can’t wrap his head around why we don’t just run around nuking everyone! He’s our guy! #TrumpPence2016!”

This election cycle is turning into a living nightmare, and while it’s good for a media company like ourselves, I absolutely cannot wait for it to be over.

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