WOW. I honestly don’t even want to write anything before you see this photo. I want you people to soak it in all of it’s natural glory. This, is the Mugshot of the Year:
Now, if you actually care about the story, here’s what happened. A Wisconsin teena … actually, wait. Let’s look at it again …
Okay. Done laughing? Let’s get to the facts. A Wisconsin teenager, Anthony J. Zingale, was photographed hysterically, hilariously crying in his mugshot after getting popped for an alleged sexual assault at a party where he drunkenly threatened to cut a woman with a kitchen knife if she didn’t have sex with him while exposing himself.
The victim told the police that she was using the bathroom in her home when Zingale walked in wielding a knife, all while exposing himself from the waist down.
According to the woman:
He pressed the knife to her neck and said he would cut her if she didn’t have sex with him
Zingale is facing charges for first degree sexual assault and for carrying a concealed weapon, and could face up to 40 years in prison if convicted of the charges. At this time, it is unclear if he is still being held at the Sheboygan County Detention Center or if he has been granted bail.
[h/t Daily Mail]