Jonathon Nicola Is A 30-Year-Old Who Was Playing High School Basketball

Jonathon Nicola is a South Sudanese transfer student who’s been playing high school basketball for Catholic Central High School. Until today, the 6’9″ Center had been having a solid year, prompting his coach to say that Jonathon even had a chance in the NBA.
But that all came crashing down once the Canadian Border Patrol learned that Jonathon is actually a 30-year-old man, not the 17 kid like he had told everyone.
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We’ve heard more than a couple of stories of both African and Chinese players lying about their age to look more dominating, but the cheekiness of this 30-year-old balling out on high school players is unmatched. And even though his stats are hard to find, the numbers we can find are less than impressive.

Nicola’s stats are hard to come by. According to the Windsor Star, he scored 10 points against St. Anne in December. He scored 12 points in a loss to St. Anne in the ACC senior boys’ basketball playoffs in February, according to one box score. He scored nine points in a loss to Holy Names High School in February,according to another. [source]

We’re guessing that the level of Catholic Central’s competition is pretty high if they’re taking in South Sudan refugees, but putting up less than twenty points against people twelve years younger than you is embarrassing as hell.
But forgetting the less-than-stellar basketball output, we’re more interested in knowing how the hell this guy interacted with his students in class. We’re guessing that it looked something like this.
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