Twitter loves ripping people a new a**hole. They live for it. They want to troll the sh*t out of you, insult you, come up with reasons for why you’re an idiot, then kick you in the gut (virtually) for good measure. With that being said, we weren’t surprised when #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay randomly started trending yesterday.
People reaaaalllyyy dug into the stereotypical, Bernie loving college students of the modern world. And (as if this needs to be said), no one cared if they insulted you — that was literally the point. So can we all just learn to take a joke? Please?
Here are the best and funniest #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay responses:
#NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay Want more money after College, change studies from Medieval Gynecology and feminist studies to engineering
— Space Woman Spiff 👩🏻🚀 (@BellaPelosi) March 31, 2016
you want free college? join the Military. #nationaloffendacollegestudentday
— cee alcantara (@yawnman3210) March 31, 2016
If your major is feminist dance therapy, you deserve a wage gap #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Dave Wilkins (@davewilkins12) March 30, 2016
God is real #NationalOffendACollegeStudentDay
— Aaron Blake (@aaronmblake_) March 30, 2016
I'm an average white male and I vote Republican. #nationaloffendacollegestudentday
— Bradley Allen (@brad8allen) March 30, 2016
Capitalism is the greatest economic system in the world. #nationaloffendacollegestudentday
— Ms. Devyn (@DevynCrump) March 30, 2016
Easy college majors exist, and they typically rhyme with "farts" #nationaloffendacollegestudentday
— Rachel (@rachel2chainz) March 30, 2016
Wow, ok. Everyone really hates gender studies majors. We get it. As for the last tweet, that’s the best thing we’ve ever seen.