Meet Nannette Hammond: a 42-year-old woman who somehow manages to be tanner than Donald Trump and has enough money to achieve her life goal of looking like a human barbie.
Again, another person who wants to look like a plastic children’s toy. We’d think it was more disturbing if it wasn’t for everyone else who had similar dreams, but Hammond is a special case. The woman handed plastic surgeons more than $150,000 to make her dream a reality.
What. The. F*ck.
In an interview with The Daily Mail, Hammond discusses her obsession. “I loved playing with those dolls,” she explains. “I felt shy and self-conscious about my looks and wanted to be just like the dolls, I imagined they’d always be happy. I felt drab in comparison.”
Yes Nannette, because anything without a brain or a heart is always happy. Unless you also got a lobotomy to go along with that boob job, we’re guessing your SOL on this one.
Nannette has revealed how, after years of yearning for Barbie looks, she began using sunbeds at 16 for a year-round tan.
Then five years later she had her first round of surgery, a breast augmentation from a B to a C-cup, later going up to a DD.
After getting a job as a nurse for a cosmetic surgeon at the age of 17, Nannette had collagen lip fillers and Botox injections – a habit that she still maintains to this day and that costs her around $1,420 (£1,000) a pop.
She now sports a 28H bust along with $54,000 worth of veneers, and insists that she will look like this when she is 70-years-old. Considering she has a rich husband who “just wants [her] to be happy,” we bet that’s the case. Good for her!
Check out what that money bought below (warning: what you see can never be unseen).