The 51 Things Guys Say On The First Day Of Spring Break


On The Way To The Airport

#1. We got the brownies for the plane ride, right? Give me mine now.

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#2. Oh, the tickets. We got those too, right?

#3. (checks back pocket) Yup. Got my ticket.

#4. Shot not paying for the Uber to the airport.

#5. Fine. Shotty isle seat.


At The Airport

#6. Okay, before we go inside, no one has any drugs on them, right?

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#7. Dammit, Chris. Throw it out. Now.

#8. Where in the f*ck do I print my boarding pass?

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#9. Look at all these people.

#10. I wonder where how much a drink on the plane is.

#11. (walking up to security) Sh*t. This brownie’s kickin’ in.

#12. Anyone bring eye drops?

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#13. Just stay calm.

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#14. Thank god. That was close.


On The Plane

#15. I called isle seat. Move over.

#16. Rock Paper Scissors? Fine?

#17. ROCK PAPER SCISSOR SHOOT!

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#18. HA! Move.

#19. Excuse me, Miss, how much is a drink? $8?! Fine, I’ll have one Jack and Coke please.

#20. (3 hours later) Excuse me, check please!

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#21. $48?!?! Sh*t.

#22. Get me off this planeeeeeeeeee. Let’s gooooooooo.

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Going to the Hotel

#23. Damn it’s hot.

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#24. Wait let’s hit the duty free.

#25. 10 handles and 5 cartons of cigs should be enough for the week, right? Definitely.

 


Arriving at Hotel

#26. Okay. Let’s rip some shots and get changed, quick. I’m trying to get down to the pool.

#27. Anyone grab a chaser? No? F*ck it.

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#28. Is anyone putting on sunscreen?

#29. I agree. F*ck sunscreen. Give me the handle.

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#30. It’s empty? Okay let’s go.


At the Pool

#31. Heaven. This is what heaven looks like.

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#32. Okay let’s go to the bar. Everyone put on their wristband, right?

#33. Dammit Chris! We aren’t waiting for you. Go back and get it.

#34. Let’s hit the bar, I’m not drunk enough.

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#35. Every man for himself. I’m getting in the pool.

#36. Oh my god that blonde is somethin’ else. I gotta go over there.

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#37.  It’s spring break. I’m diving right in. Gotta swing to hit.

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Waking up back in your Room

#38. Holy sh*t. Where am I? Oh. Spring Break. Right.

#39. Who is this? Damnnnn she’s hot. Nice.

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#40. Hello? Are you awake?

#41. She’s asleep . Thank god.

#42. I gotta piss. What time is it?

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#43. Jesus! Chris! What are you doing on the floor?

#44. Where is everyone else? We gotta start drinking.

#45. Where’s my phone? Oh, thank god.

#46. They went to get food without me?!

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#47. Okay. One shot before I go.

#48. Chris! Wake up! Get over here! Take a shot.

#49. Cheers! To the craziest week of our lives.

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#50. To Spring Break.

#51. What tattoo? Sh*t.

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