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You know when you walk into a party and see a really old dude with a young hot girl? And you’re like, WTF?! How did that happen and why isn’t it me? Well, the answer to the latter is simple: it’s because you have no money and still live with your parents. So, work on that.
If you don’t believe us, take it from Bloomberg.
After thoroughly investigating the data collected by the U.S. Census Bureau’s 2014 American Community Survey – which, by the way, covers 3.5 million households – the company found who was pairing up with who based on professions. While some made sense – grade school teachers took a huge liking to one another – others, like female dancers and male welders, offered little logic. But hey, love isn’t really logical, right?
Here are some more eye-opening findings:
Note: if you want to marry a hot assistant, you’re going to have to have money in the bank.
Doctors:
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CEOs:
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Lawyers & Judges:
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Financial Advisors:
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Firefighters:
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Police Officers:
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Cooks & Chefs:
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Computer Programmers:
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Writers & Bloggers:
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