Mardi Gras is one of the best times of the year. What other holiday is it socially acceptable to flash a large crowd just for a string of cheap, dollar store beads? Or, better yet, to even ask a girl to do such a thing? Exactly – none.
If it’s your first Mardi Gras, you’re about to see some real sh*t. Because the parade’s a-coming. If you can get all those beads without taking off your clothes, it’s not mad, it’s f*cking amazing. But who wants those beads without actually working for them?
Mardi Gras promotes letting loose, drinking lots of beer, and eating a ton of good southern food, so get to partying. The bible says so.
On that note, who wants to drop off some muffalettas? Anyone?
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