For the most part, actors not named Jake T. Austin do a great job of making sure they give fans/stalkers the right amount of attention without going overboard. But Jake T. Austin isn’t like most actors. He’s voiced the character of Diego on Dora The Explorer, waved wands on Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place, and ran a hotel for dogs in Hotel For Dogs! Clearly this man follows his own path.
So when we learned that Jake met his girlfriend, Danielle Caesar, after she had been tweeting him and stalking him for five years, we weren’t surprised one bit.
Coincidentally, that’s the same kind of non-reaction we’ll have when we read the tabloid headlines that Danielle murdered him in a jealous rage–because that’s the kind of thing you can expect to happen when you date an insane stalker.
So how did this incredible love story come about? Thanks to the fact that things on the internet never really go away, let’s view the budding romance as it really happened. Here’s the first time they ever interacted:
Cute right? And then just a couple months later:
Believe it or not (we believe it), Danielle then finally met Jake at a place where everyone’s dreams comes true: Planet Hollywood in NYC. She even took this photo.
She then continued following him and Tweeting him for four more years until they became official. We don’t really know what their private messages sounded like, but I’d be willing to bet there were some n00ds exchanged, vows of love that went unanswered, and tons of one-way conversations.
But finally he broke! And now Jake is dating someone who’s been stalking him online for five years.
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You know who the real losers in a relationship like this are? Every celebrity. Every single one. Because now Jake’s demolished that line that separates fangirls from actual stalkers who expect their fantasies to actually come. You can’t blame Danielle from trying to follow her dream, but what about Jake? What kind of celebrity dates someone who’s been throwing themselves at you for years when you can clearly do better for yourself?
A psycho, that’s who.
And now is anyone surprised that now other fangirls are trying to replicate Danielle’s success? Check out some of these comments that people have been leaving on Jake’s Instagram:
So yeah, that’s it. The love story that Twitter and fangirls wrote.
Tune into the next part in this amazing series where police and other fans try to figure out what happened to the rest of Jake’s mutilated torso.
