It’s common knowledge that New Yorkers have one of the sexiest accents known to man, but it’s also known that girls love British guys. This should need no explaining, as the majority of young girls grow up wishing they could hear “hello love” whispered into their ear at least once in their lives. Preferably in the dark… surrounded by nice smelling candles… while laying on a set of silky soft sheets…
Anyway… these dudes are fully aware of their appeal, and are using it to their advantage. They’re literally traveling thousands of miles just to get laid, which is kind of crazy considering I know a ton of dudes who can’t even get laid in their hometown.
The five friends – who are average looking, at best – have managed to hit Alabama, Syracuse, Arizona State, West Virginia, and Georgia, along with various other schools where the girls are eager and (apparently) willing. They’re into sex tourism and they seem to be pretty damn good at it.
From Vice,
VICE: Why do you think it’s so easy for you to hook up with girls in the United States?
Chris: Well we have a joke that girls in like, middle America are just like, “Help, help!” about the men here. You go to West Virginia to any bar and see what you’re up against.
Carl: Backwards cap, sneakers.
Chris: They wear hunting jackets out to the bar!
Dan: We wear our street clothes out, casual clothes, and birds are like “Oh, you look so nice! You’re dressed up!”
William: Girls give me a lot of credit for the name William here, even, they’re like, “Oooh, it’s so English!” It’s as easy as an accent and a name.
Wow… they make it sound so easy. And sad. Really, really sad.
Have you seen Love Actually? Who came up with your plan to come here and do this, and when did it start?
Dan: About two years ago, I did. Other people come, my brother and that. This is William’s first trip with us. We just thought, and not based on that movie, but in general, “Why go to Vegas and make things hard?” Everyone there is trying to show off, money and that.
Chris: But in America in, say, Arizona, or wherever, it’s absolute nothingness! You know, in Westchester, Pennsylvania, it’s forest for miles.
Carl: It’s that pull. That pull of being foreign, of being English, that’s a big pull here.
Chris: Right. Like, Alabama is the best place!
William: A British accent is nothing [in San Diego,] but middle America? It’s the best tool in the world.
Have you ever had a girlfriend in all this?
Chris: When I went to Athens, Georgia. I was really good! I behaved. After we broke up, I went on spring break in Panama City. Nine girls. Five days.
So what’s the lesson learned here? Get an accent, get interesting (but like, average is totally fine), and start talking – about anything. Apparently, it works like a charm.
