Despite hoverboards being responsible for too many near-death experiences, people are still having their way with them – literally.
Forewarning: this may be the weirdest trend you’ll hear about this year.
According to a new article published on Broadly today, people are filming themselves having sex on hoverboards. Now, upon hearing the news, my mind automatically went to “how the f*ck are you doing that?” I can barely stand on there alone let alone with someone else, let alone mid-coitus. Then I moved on to the next important question: why is anyone doing this?!
This may be one of the weirdest fetishes I’ve ever heard of (except for that one where people love to bang amputees… like, whaaaaaaaat?). Videos featuring couples getting it on while rolling around on these death traps have been popping up all winter and obviously, they’re extremely NSFW. They’re all over Twitter, for those curious minds out there (we assume you know how to search for them).
The article, which dives into a subculture I wish I never knew existed, mainly centers around Drew, a 20-something dude who is clearly into the art of hoverboard boning.
Drew lists various positions that may work, conjuring up his own millennial, hoverboardian Kama Sutra. “Two people could be standing f*cking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. Alternatively, one partner could lay down while the hoverboarder penetrates them from behind. “If it was a M-F sex situation and the woman wanted to ride the hoverboard, the guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.”
Fascinating. If only I had that kind of balancing skill.