You know what’s never crossed my mind? What it’s like to see a live exorcism. I’ve seen The Exorcist and that was enough for me – I’d like to keep the demons at bay (and the meaning of “demons” here is all relative).
Sadly not everyone is into that lifestyle choice, particularly Chip Coffey, a psychic medium who just announced he will be performing a live TV exorcism the night before Halloween.
WTF?!?!?!!?
Chip Coffey wants to explore the house that inspired the cult horror classic The Exorcist, and he has a pretty good idea of what’s going on. “They’re demons,” he explained in an exclusive preview for the upcoming Exorcism: Live! special. “They’re Satan’s minions. They’re his worker bees, his drones.”
Whatever you say, dude!
The event will follow Coffey, Bishop James Long, and the Tennessee Wraith Chasers as they try to cleanse the home, which sits right outside of St. Louis.
According to People,
The night before Halloween, Coffey is tasked with conducting a séance with whatever is possessing the house – and he says the worst-case scenario is that “all hell will break loose” during the first-ever live exorcism on TV.
“There’s something dark in this house,” he says. “That’s not a question mark.”
Thank f*cking God we’re nowhere near St. Louis. Good luck everybody!
Exorcism: Live! airs Oct. 30 at 9 p.m. ET on Destination America.
