Natural selection, it’s time to kick in.
Couple John Mogan (28) and Ashley Duboe (24) may be the dumbest people on the face of the planet. After robbing a bank in Ashville, North Carolina last month, the couple decided it’d be a good idea to post selfies all over social media with the stolen profits just a few days later after the crime.
WTF?!
According to the Smoking Gun,
A “selfie” posted August 31 shows Mogan with a wad of bills in his mouth. The image prompted a relative to complain that the flush Mogan “didn’t hook a brother up.” Referring to the loot, Mogan replied, “That’s called a McStack.” He then noted that, “I got six bands bra real shit nigga,” before adding, “I’m doing rrree=aaaaalll) good.”
Obviously the photos helped investigators solve the case.
If this isn’t an omen for what’s to come in the world, I don’t know what is. Good luck, everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDbMmuiBMwc