Amina Axelsson describes herself on Twitter as a “Swedish [professional clothes taker remover] & adult model,” but just this weekend she decided to try and comfort a dying bull in the middle of Spanish bullfight.
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Now, first things first, Amina is good looking. She’s like really good looking and I think that most straight men in the world would consider themselves lucky to have such an attractive wife. Now, whether or not they’d be happy their wife smells of cheap perfume and removes various garbs for cash tucked into her stockings is another thing altogether.
But one thing I will say is that Amina completely botches this rescue attempt. Like, she doesn’t even get within fifty feet of the bull she’s trying to save. The matadors even ripped her PETA sign out of her hands before she could hold it up. Total L.
But her lack of success isn’t stopping Amina from thinking she did a good job. She’s doing all sorts of interviews and newspaper features. So well done, Amina. We’ve posted your hottest photos from Instagram as a token of our… uh, appreciation?
Extra bonus: How about the disparity between these two tweets, eh? FINALLY!