Wait… wait…… whaaaaattttttttt. You’re telling me the two biggest news stories of the last month, Tom Brady and Donald Trump, have now been combined into one mega-news story? [Lead image by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images]
You’re telling me that Tom Brady supports Donald Trump as the next President of these United States of America? YOU’RE F*CKING TELLING ME THAT BRADY WAS SEEN WITH A MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HAT?! AND YOU’RE F*CKING TELLING ME THAT WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, BRADY SAID IT WOULD BE “GREAT” IF THE DONALD WON THE ELECTION?!?!?!
Excuse me, but I’m having a viral blog chasing overload. I think I actually may have just sharted a little bit.
When asked if Trump has a shot at winning the general election, Brady said, “I hope so. That would be great. There’d be a putting green on the White House lawn. I know that.”
This isn’t the first we’ve seen of a relationship between The Donald and The Brady, and Trump threw this incredibly painful photo up on his Instagram a couple of months ago:
Oh, dear God, whatever shape, gender, or color you might be: please let this all be a bad dream. If American golden boy Tom Brady supports The Donald, who’s next? American National Treasure Tom Hanks?!??! Dear God, please no.
People, I’m afriad to tell you we all might need to start getting used to the phrase “President Trump”.
