Virgin Man Without Genitalia Gets Awesome 8-Inch, Bionic Wang

For someone whose spent the majority of his live without a dick, Mohammed Abad is now living the dream.
After losing his literal manhood at six when a car accident dragged him 600 feet, Abad went through his adulthood as a virgin and without a functioning appendage. But a new surgery is going to give him what he was missing, and make it ten times better – he’s getting a bionic wang.
Sweeeeeeet. 
Surgeons have been working on making a bionic replacement for the 43-year-old for the past three years, beginning with a skin graft from Abad’s arm. The end result will be an 8-inch, robo wang that he can inflate with fluids.
“When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button, and when you are finished you press another button,” Abad explained to The Sun. “It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.”
And keep practicing, he will.
In case you want a legit explanation of how it all works, doctors made Abad a pretty nifty diagram:
Science is awesome.
Needless to say, Abad is pretty stoked to bang it out once this thing is up and running, especially since he’s already had a failed marriage after withholding the fact that he was missing a penis. Whoops!
Things could be worse, right? Or maybe not? No? Ok. Whatever cut the guy some slack, he’s going to have a terminator dick!
Photo via The Sun

[H/T: The Sun]
 

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