Sex dolls have always been a mystery to us. Why spend thousands of dollars on a doll so realistic it conjures up an inexplicable fear, when you can just go to a bar, meet a nice fella/lady, and take them home?
Despite how easy the latter sounds, Sinthetics proves that terrifying erotic dolls are in full demand. The company has been replicating women for a long time now (no surprise there, you men are dogs), but has recently expanded their collection to include men-loving ladies.
Their faces – which holds the same gaze you’d imagine a serial killer does – are creamy to the touch, and stand on a life-size body. They’re also anatomically correct, except for the one guy who has an 11-inch dong. Way to create unrealistic standards!
Starting at the astronomical price of $25,000, dolls are fully customizable, so ladies can create the artificial man of their dreams. Aside from opting for specific hair color, eye color, tan lines, and freckles, most dolls come with a detachable 7-inch penis and a jell-o like butt apparently similar in density to that of an athlete’s. I can feel the romance now!
The site also advertises the dolls’ “flexible spine which allows for a very wide range of motion and also for the hips to pivot side to side as well as forwards and backwards.” Not creepy at all!
Check out the other options below. And if you’re actually considering a purchase, you should probably get out more.