Twerking Butt Toy is Slightly Terrifying, Also Intriguing

Things just got real weird.
P0rnhub, the beloved adult film company, is making it a bit less weird to bone robots with their new toy for lonely, ass-loving patrons. The “Twerking Butt” is their new, lifelike sex toy that’s designed to make your weird one-on-one robot action totally real. A warming device, which gets up to 98 degrees, and a virtual headset that brings you actual footage are supposed to be enough to make you forget how sad your life is.
Will it do the trick?
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Here’s the full press release:

New York, NY (July 9, 2015) – Pornhub, the premier online destination for adult entertainment, today announced the launch of its brand new interactive sex toy, the TwerkingButt in partnership with Topco Sales, a leading global adult novelty manufacturer. Designed to provide the ultimate experience in interactive cyber passion, the device features multiple twerking patterns, customizable rhythms, massage speeds, sensual vibrations, and simulated body heat, which can all be custom controlled with the included remote or via your smart phone/tablet (Android or iOS). The TwerkingButt is slated to be officially unveiled to the public at the ANME tradeshow, which is to be held in Burbank, California on July 12th – 14th, 2015.

“We can barely contain our excitement for the new TwerkingButt,” says Corey Price, Vice President, Pornhub. “I think we can honestly say that the release of our new product will mark a new benchmark in the convergence of emerging technology and immersive pleasure to deliver one of the most lifelike sexual simulation experiences on the market today.”

The TwerkingButt was developed to replicate the feeling of real intimate contact thanks to its patented CyberSkin technology which warms to an exact body temperature of 98.6 degrees, while also providing ideal levels of friction, elasticity and softness that’s as near to the human sexual experience as possible.

“It took us over 4 years to bring TwerkingButt from concept to reality. Our development team worked tirelessly to combine the latest wireless, APP, and optical technologies as well as our patented Cyberskin, which simulates the sensual feel of true skin-to-skin contact.” says Jimmy Wyne, Director at Topco Sales.

Also included with the product is custom virtual reality goggles and 3D content for a truly immersive experience. Using the TwerkingButt’s companion app, a user can control every aspect of their adventure, from motion to music. This means that the device’s rhythmic vibrations can be synchronized to users’ musical playlists to help achieve peak performance in the palm of one’s hand.

After its scheduled unveiling, the TwerkingButt will hit retail shelves in August, and will be stocked at adult shops both nationwide and internationally. The device will be available in two different versions: classic ($699.00) and deluxe ($999.00). The TwerkingButt companion app, which can be found on Google Play and the iTunes App Store is available free of charge as alternative means of device operation contrary to the wired remote that comes paired with the product itself.

The TwerkingButts are currently being sold for a special discounted price for one week only to kick off the announcement. “Classic” units are being sold for $499 (regularly $699) and “deluxe” for $799 (regularly $999).

They really know how to sell ya, don’t they?

[H/T: BroBible]

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