Remember that guy who got his dong cut off and then got a new one? Well it definitely worked – he’s about to be a father.
According to Andre van der Merwe, the South African surgeon who performed the insane surgery, the 21-year-old recipient put that thing to work and is now expecting a child. He works fast.
The South African man received the 9-hour experimental surgery after a botched circumcision completely ruined his goods. The transplant was a first of its kind, and many were surprised it was deemed successful. However the success is pivotal, considering how often circumcisions in South Africa go awry.
So thank you science, for providing dudes with new, functioning penises. Society owes you one.