Let’s take the time to shout out Ayan Zhademov of Kazakhstan for putting the rest of the world’s boyfriends to shame. This 20-year-old sly devil dressed up as his 17-year-old girlfriend (complete with wig, blouse, and skirt) and tried to take her end of year exams for her.
According to Ayan, his girlfriend was super nervous about failing her Unified National Testing exams. After he failed to calm her down using various hugs, kisses, and lies, he decided to take matters head on.
Ayan donned an old wig, applied makeup, and then (after tucking his massive balls somewhere) squeezed into his girlfriend’s white blouse and grey skirt and walked into the exam room.
Obviously he didn’t get very far because he looks like a dude, but that’s besides the point. This hilarious scene is something straight out of a movie.
A spokesman for the exam board said, “We suspected it might be another woman that had taken the candidate’s place, but we never suspected it was a man that had taken her place. At least not until he started speaking. He tried speaking in a high voice but it was obvious then that he was a male.”
The result? Ayan had was forced to pay around $2000 in fines and his girlfriend will have to retake the exams next year. Ayan will also have to see his face in a dress and gown for the rest of his life, but that’s the price to pay for making the most romantic gesture I’ve ever heard of.
And to those of you challenging this guy’s intellect (like “how did he think he could get away with it?”), how many of you 20-year-olds could take a test that 17-year-olds can take? There’s no way I could remember the information I learned 3 years ago.
