Reddit is the best thing that ever happened to us – and the worst. Aside from sucking us into a vortex of God knows what for 7 hours straight, it also rids people of human decency and any sense of privacy. This hilarious new sex thread is case in point.
Started by Redditor GreyChinHair, women were asked to tell the most embarrassing comment a guy has ever made to them post sex. While f*cking hilarious, these idiots are definitely giving dudes a bad name. On the bright side, the chances that they’ve gotten laid since are slim. Thanks for lessening the competition, bro!
Check out the best responses below.
“He went a little too far choking me and I blacked out for a couple seconds. It was okay, whatever we got over it, we laughed about it. But then when we were finished he said “even if you died just there I wouldn’t have stopped f*cking your body till i was finished” ……. ……………. …. Ok” – iamelvis
“Have you ever thought about shaving your butt hair?” – psychedelic-machine
“Do you think I should wipe my butt better? Could you smell it? I figured since we were naked you maybe could.” – toncinap
“My shirt came off and he remarked ‘the Mounds of Sheba!'” – King_Fuckface
“Wow, you’re really good at that. You must have a lot of practice. You get around a lot?” – Delores_Herbig
“You should really try matching your lingerie, sometime.” – tazydrex
“After giving me oral (fresh out of the shower): ‘Wow, that’s gross, I’m never doing that again!'” – flotiste
“So what are you a lesbian? Cause if you are is cool. Like you can tell me. It would make sense.. (I still don’t know what he meant.)” – Patronus_Tiger17
“Not after sex, but during, I complained that I felt a burning sensation. My boyfriend attempted to seductively say ‘maybe you could use some vitamin D’ and went back at it. It took me a solid minute to process, and the mood was effectively killed.” – iownaguardfish
“Finished. Rolled away from each other. He gets on his laptop and plays the stupid ‘I just had sex’ song. Horrible way to lose my virginity.” – unsureblankets
“The moment we finish “I wish I was a girl.” awkward pause ‘so I can do that again.'” – cananyonehearmenow
“‘Sorry that was only my second time. I’m like a baby deer learning how to walk'” – Raursaurus
“Right after a session with this guy straight from the heart of Texas, my ears were graced with this sweet gem: ‘Pheww… Ne’er fooked uh Chyna woman befow.’ For the record, I’m Korean. … Yu asshorr.” – Verbalies
“‘Can you break a fifty?'” – 1893Chicago
“We were having sex on the beach amidst the phosphorescents and it was really romantic. We switched position to where he was doing me from behind as I was leaning over a log. I squeezed my legs together and he groaned and said, ‘Wow! That feels amazing. Have you been taking lessons from Heather?’ I was shocked and so awkward that I didn’t say anything. He followed up with, ‘Ha, I’m surprised you didn’t slap me for saying that. Most girls would probably slap me.’ All the while still thrusting me. Bravo, genius.” – hai-ree
Best of Reddit: Women Reveal Most Embarrassing Remarks Post Sex
