Nick Offerman did one of the best AMAs Reddit has ever seen Monday, and we’ve got the highlights. Let’s just say Ron Swanson has never failed us and probably never will.
Settle an argument for me please. Does fruit belong in beer?
Fruit belongs in still-life paintings. And on friday nights, in the butt.
If you could choose a role in any long standing movie franchise, what would you choose and why?
James Bond, because sweet tools. Lord of The Rings, because DUH. (Tom Bombadil, please and thank you)(Second choice – Beorn)
An ostrich charges you. Your course of action?
Scissor the legs, stun with face-punch, then slap it back to sensibility and ride it to the pub. Enjoy Foster’s.
What power does your mustache possess?
The power of silence.
My friend told me that Nick Offerman wasn’t cool and wouldn’t answer my question, how do you feel about that? Do you have any wise (or vulgar) words for my friend?
It is prudent to be circumspect of anything emanating from the cesspool of Hollywood. Nonetheless, your friend sounds like a real ass-hat.
For what reason would you ever consider going vegan?
If I became an asshole of some sort?
What’s your favorite cut of beef?
CHRISTOPHER PRATT
When do you marry someone?
It’ll be pretty apparent. Keep an eye out for a person slipping a ring onto your finger and then seeming like they expect a kiss.
Have you ever brewed your own beer? If so, what was it and how’d it taste?
I have no need, as my younger and superior brother is a brewer at Solemn Oath Brewery in Naperville, Illinois. Their beers are better than most sexual fluids, even. And I’ve tasted the seed of Groot.
