We all know Cinco de Mayo festivities can get a little crazy, but this one tops them all.
Michael Flaig, an Anne Arundel County officer in Baltimore, MD faces second-degree assault charges after biting another man’s testicles. That’s right, someone gnawed on some other dude’s family jewels. Why you may ask? Because he was fighting with the guy over a woman. Let me tell you, the key to a woman’s heart is definitely by engaging in weird-a** behavior like this.
Do us all a favor, Michael and stay home on Cinco de Mayo next year.
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