People Who Bone More Make More Money According to New Study

According to an awesome new study from the UK’s Anglia Ruskin University, people who are having more sex are making more money. Finally, the world makes sense!
According to the overall findings, those having sex twice a week earn 4.5% more money than those not getting laid at all. According to Esquire,

In addition, the researchers found that men who aren’t having sex earn 1.3 percent less that those who are. The study, which looked at data from 7,500 Greek nationals, also found that employees with health problems are less sexually active, leading researchers to suggest that more sex equals happier workers. The results, however, did not establish whether more sex actually improved work performance, or whether those who are getting lucky at home also just happen to get lucky during bonus time.

Regardless, facts are facts! Everyone should be having more sex – it’s good for your soul and your wallet. Bring on the gold.

[H/T: Esquire]